[maemo-community] Maemo Community Award. vi_. N950. Job done.
From: Qole qole.tablet at gmail.comDate: Fri Jun 1 06:59:57 EEST 2012
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Oh, _vi, you are like the Dr. Gregory House of TMO. On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 8:57 AM, Paul Sleggs <psleggs at gmail.com> wrote: > I am autonominating myself for an N950 commission. I am nominating > myself because I deserve one. There, I said it. I am not going to buff > your pylon with faux whimsical bullcrap to project a defensive screen of > nonchalance to laminate the true motivation behind my entry. You are > offering free hardware. Not just any hardware, one of the most desirable > pieces of pocket computing to have been manufactured in the past 5 years. > The mailing list has been swamped with entries from ghosts who have just > heard there are some free phones going. They do not deserve a community > award. I deserve a community award and I have earned one. To deny my > nomination would be to undermine the very point of the community awards and > to make a mockery of the long standing tenants that are so central and > important to the ancient and noble community awards tradition. **** > > I deserve a CA on account of the sheer volume of my useful contribution to > MO in the form of help, knowledge and to a lesser extent, wiki work. I > base my submission on this and the fact that I do not qualify for any of > the other categories. I would like an N950 please. Yes, the shiny one. Feel > free to announce my ascension to the level of N950 owner before or after > the submission deadline, I do not mind. **** > > There are dozens of such cases of my unmitigated dedication to the > community’s success. One of the best metrics of this is MO karma. As a > non-code contributing, non old-schooler, non ex-council member I have an > imperial shit ton of karma, more so than any other TMO user of my type. I > have almost twice as many ‘thanks’ as posts on TMO. This is good > indication of the quality of my input. **** > > It seems so passé to list my contributions, as to list them is to tarnish > the sheen of my ego. However I shall attempt to distil the essence of > the magnitude of my contribution to MO with some trivial examples. I > have been an active TMO member since the beginning of 2011 when I received > my first N900. Since then I have consistently been solving problems for > users whom are suffering from a lesser Linux endowment. Since this time > I have relentlessly provided, scripts, hacks and bodges for fellow TMO > users to address the weird niggles in ways that no other user can even > conceive of. My very first ever post was a script for running with CRON > for 'smart email checking WRT condition of wifi module'. You remember > the person who orchestrated the 'N900 for davyp’ (javaME for n900 > developer). BANG, that was me. NEXT PROBLEM PLEASE. You remember when > some users where discussing ways to enable the longpress of the camera > focus button while the n900 was locked. The best solution they had come > up with was dbus-scripts doing some pokey haxery. 'chmod 444 /path/to > button/disable' BAM. JOB DONE. Next problem. You remember the guy who > could not access backup menu because his keyboard slide detector was broken? > I provided a 1-liner that edited his 'rc-early' to check the camera slide > instead of the keyboard. BOOM HEADSHOT. JUST BRING IT. Who trawled > through the gst-dsp lib code to figure out how to reduce the JPG > compression for better photos? ME. GET SOME. (All hail FMG for > implementing this, praise his might). When a user could not determine if > it was his LCD that was defective, who sent him their spare on the single > proviso he would pass it on the next user who may need it for trouble > shooting. YEAH BABY, TWAS I. **** > > This stuff is not coding. This is not even particularly witty. But it > is solutions to problems that TMO users have faced. My time is spent > helping others use their devices. They enjoy their N900s because I am > here to facilitate this. That is community, that is dedication and that > is the type of behaviour that deserves an award.**** > > This is not an award for coders who wrote an egg timer in QML, it is an > award for contributors who have kept TMO alive. Even after most of the > big dick hitters have left for greener pastures made of robots. These > awards are for the members who have remained. They have stood firm, as > the last bastions of Maemo, defenders of mobile open source pocket sized > computing. In the face of absolute obliteration posed by an army of > i-clone green robots we have stood our ground and never quit. Against > the flakfire of whatsapp drones crackling overhead and mortars of > redundancy raining down, taking out our sharing plugins one by one. Despite > the overwhelming quiet from the bodies of our fallen comrades who’s > accounts have grown silent. We will fight obsolescence on the landing > grounds, we will fight it in the app stores and on the streets. We will > defend our tiny notion…of what a smart telephone is, I will never surrender! > **** > > _______________________________________________ > maemo-community mailing list > maemo-community at maemo.org > https://lists.maemo.org/mailman/listinfo/maemo-community > > -- enthusiast, n. "One whose mind is wholly possessed and heated by what engages it; one who is influenced by a peculiar fervor of mind; an ardent and imaginative person." -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://lists.maemo.org/pipermail/maemo-community/attachments/20120531/672e8674/attachment.htm>
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